Reasons for creating a blog can be numerous- you want to spread your message, share your opinions, change your life, change others' lives, change the world, or even rule the universe! Muahahahaa!
Anyhow, none of those are my reasons. I've created this blog because I'm bored. You can't really expect me to keep it up much longer, or really put much effort into it. At least I'm not saying I'm going to kill myself in 30 days or something.
Mainly, I was bored, and I decided something MUST be said about the abomination that is...
THE CROC.
No, not just any Croc-
I received this image in my email today, and I actually breathed in hard and almost got physically sick looking at this image. And it's on sale! Surprise?
I thought they could never get any worse. Apparently their artists are hard at work drawing up new and terrible concepts to make people look like even bigger fools in their not even all that comfortable, expensive, gaudy, and ridiculously bright-ass footwear. No, the original is not enough- IT MUST BE FURITISED!!!
And the name given this pair, spawned from the depths of hell:
The Wooly Mammoth Croc.
Serioiusly, who the hell thought it was a good idea to put one of these on your feet?:
Or one of these, for that matter?:
Seriously, tell me who the creator of the Croc was so I can go bitchslap his ass.
